I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Move on. Walk forward into the light.

American culture is torn between our long romance with violence and our terror of the devastation wrought by war and crime and environmental havoc.

I think fashion can always date, but I think if a woman has elegance, she doesnt date.

The tonal is also endless and limitless. We like to think of it as being finite so we feel better.

If man was what he ought to be, he would be adored by the animals.

My day begins and ends with gratitude and joy.

All thought is created, therefore we are all creators of whatever world we live in.

When I'm performing, I hope my research and my experience with those things I'm talking about rings true.

I heard Amos yell, “For Brooklyn!” It was an odd battle cry.