I'm a very stereotypical person... and that's part of my flavor, I guess, because I tell it like it is.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.

To get rid of depression, I swim with dolphins.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.

f you have been divorced once - male or female, but especially for females - and you’re over 40 you’re actually a commodity. It means you were able to commit once, and you’ll do it again.

If you're giving love and not receiving it, you're not in the right relationship. If you're receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person.

If you're going to get engaged make sure you've talked to your partner about life together in the years to come.

We have all loved a guy we know has issues. Despite popular opinions, until we give it a final try, the relationship will always be in the 'what if' stage.

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.

Some words are like the old Roman galleys large-scaled and ponderous. They sit low in the water even when their cargo is light.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

To foment grievance and to set men at variance is the trade by which agitators thrive and journalists make money.

Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief.

Just like writers can have a lot of different styles, so can readers. It's hard to pigeonhole book buyers.

Just as many people flee Hollywood as those who flock to it. Hollywood can be an acquired taste.

We live in a world where economic positions - income and wealth - are very unevenly distributed, and this leads to the widespread persistence of poverty.

The dream is real, my friends. The failure to make it work is the unreality.