I'm a wanted fugitive, and you're an upstanding bachelor of the year!

once it's jam, it can't be strawberries anymore.

Any society which suppresses the heritage of its conquered minorities, prevents their history or denies them their symbols, has sown the seeds of their own destruction.

National parks are the best idea we ever had. Absolutely American, absolutely democratic, they reflect us at our best rather than our worst.

True villains are extremely photogenic.

We simply need that wild country available to us... For it can be a means of reassuring ourselves of our sanity as creatures, a part of the geography of hope.

We come here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free.

Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer... and we are his chosen people.

All men die, but not all men really live.

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it.

Life is always speaking to us at every moment.

Finding out how the rest of the world lives is a normal part of rumschpringe. I didn't think it was up to my father-or my bishop-to squash that kind of curiosity.

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with love.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Life is the farce we are all forced to endure.

The Bible is the statute-book of God's Kingdom, wherein is comprised the whole body of the heavenly law, the perfect rules of a holy life, and the sure promises of a glorious one.

You have to wait until tomorrow to find out what tomorrow will bring.

As women are empowered, violence can come down, for a number of reasons. By all measures, men are the more violent gender.

Thus must we toil in other men's extremes, That know not how to remedy our own.

People, your Government has returned to you!