I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless

Both Heaven and Hell are retroactive, all of one's life will eventually be known to have been one or the other.

Awakening means you’ve come home to yourself, that consciousness shifted back to its original nature.

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

What is man without the beasts? For if all the beast were gone, man would die of a great loneliness of the spirit.

We believe the use of force against Iraq, especially with reference to previous resolutions of the UN Security Council, has no grounds, including legal grounds.

You can love yourself spiritually, physically-in almost any way that anybody else can.

The greatest thing you do as a leader may not be what you do as a leader but who watches you do what you do.

Young singers are much better educated musically, much better informed, through discs and videos, than I was.

We can't expect everybody to be there for us, all at once. So it's a lucky thing that really, all you need is someone.