I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

She unzipped her oversized flannel onesie, created especially for women not interested in finding a man, and tossed it on the bed.

The true America is the Middle West and Columbus discovered nothing at all except another Europe.

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

The world is not going to be saved by legislation.

Injustice can never be stood for.

Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.

When you give people so much, you don't have anything left for yourself.

Sun of my soul, thou Savior dear, It is not night if thou be near. Oh, may no earthborn cloud arise To hide thee from thy servant's eyes.

Even the wise need wisdom.

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'