I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

A complying memory has obliterated many of them and edited my childhood down to a brief cinematic blur.

Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.

That's all before the crisis. We always have this kind of cooperation with Iran [Supplies, weaponry].

We are more pained when one of our friends is guilty of something shameful than when we do it ourselves.

In joy or sorrow, feebleness or might, Peace or commotion, be thou, Father, my delight.

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison.

I don't agree that you need an enormous number of American troops. Saddam's army is down to one-third than it was before, and I think it would be a cakewalk.

Methinks we have a clue. Be still, my heart.

People's lives are already cut out for them, and it's decided whether they will be successful or not.