I'm actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

the best existential analysis of the human condition leads directly into the problems of God and faith

If you put a smile on someones face, it was a good day.

Time erodes people, and when you are old enough you weigh nothing. It's comforting to know that I will never be as frail.

For me a film is at its best when you can start filling in the story with your own life experience.

I haven't stopped painting or drawing - I've just added another medium.

There has been, is, and always will be every conceivable type of person.

The first and wisest of them all professed To know this only, that he nothing knew.

True prayer is not asking God for love; it is learning to love, and to include all mankind in one affection.

I think it comes from the fact that we both grew up in it, and both [me and Donald Trump] saw American dream. And in our own ways, we both lived it.

Sleep's the only medicine that gives ease.