I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Can a faith that does nothing be called sincere?

The Republicans are many things, but they're not dumb. And if millions of people begin to stand up and fight back, they're going to be thinking twice about doing very bad things.

Don't expect people to behave perfectly-after all, they are people, with all of the faults and frailties of the human condition.

My business issues are just that - business - and I deal with them like they are business.

My dream is to continue filming until my body tells me to stop.

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

You can't get a bad picture out of Bacall. There's nothing eccentric about her. She's perfect all over and yet she looks like nobody else.

Our task in life is to find our deep soul work and throw ourselves headlong into it.

A cowardly leader is the most dangerous of men.

A new era of responsibility is here.