I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

No matter how good you get you can always get better, and that's the exciting part.

Money and fame made me believe I was entitled. I was wrong and foolish.

The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today.

It was a mixed bag pretty much all week. A lot of really, really good stuff out there, some mediocre and some bad.

Talent is something you are born with, and a skill is something you develop. 99% of what you need to succeed in golf are skills

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

I think the guys who are really controlling their emotions ... are going to win.

I always feel pressure. If you don't feel nervous, that means you don't care about how you play. I care about how I perform. I've always said the day I'm not nervous playing is the day I quit.

My mind is my biggest asset. I expect to win every tournament I play.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.

Money is a poor man's credit card.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

Love, in the final analysis, is wisdom.

Oftentimes the most produced and synth-tastic songs are the ones that end up sounding the best acoustic.

Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible.

I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater-" "She's foul enough to be one..." "Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.

You don't know what's on the inside until you put a demand on your potential.

If the first mark of a true and living church is love, the second is suffering. The one is naturally consequent on the other. A willingness to suffer proves the genuineness of love.

God's standard of judgment goes down to the intents of the heart.