I'm afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.

Broken hearts mend but souls forever fight the battle.

Life should not be reduced to a to do list.

Well don't demand the spotlight if you can't handle the attention.

Thoughts are the product of a machine we call the human mind. So manufacture some excellent thoughts.

As human beings we're so cynical, so uncompassionate.

I want to make decisions as to where I want to go as an artist, and to get to it in my own way

I loved WICKED. I wish there were a part I could play in it.

Good luck, man." Wraith clapped him on the shoulder. "For an angel, you don't suck." "Ditto. For a demon....well, you do suck." "Because I'm half vampire?" "Sure," Reaver said. "Let's go with that.

There's no difference between my persona on Twitter and Instagram and in real life.

It is not from ourselves that we learn to be better than we are.