I'm afraid it's not much use to you, Mr. Rumblebuffin.' Not at all. Not at all.' said the giant politely. 'Never met a nicer hankerchee.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The person with an itch can't understand why everyone's not scratching.

Words themselves are neutral. It's the charge we add to them that matters

Life is about trusting, loving, growing and healing even in the hurts which can occur.

My message is that God is a good God.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.

When someone compliments you, listen, but don't believe it. Praise or blame are immaterial. You know what you are.

You will never convince anyone to do anything unless you believe it should be done.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

If you are resentful, you keep the thing alive. So the way to go on is to get rid of it, in order to forgive in order to forget.

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt.