I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.

The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.

When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you. They just move into a special place in your heart.

It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy.

People who are considered scary or odd or even monsters are so often the people that just need love and someone to care for them.

The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

I lived in LA for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

If she is wrong educate her, don't belittle her..

While some of us act without thinking, too many of us think without acting.

When people fall in love, they are apt to go a little mad.

If “Been there, done that” isn’t your mantra, then make haste down your “bucket list.

Half our fears are baseless the other half discreditable.

Of this alone, even god is deprived, the power of making things that are past never to have been.

If I ever thought I wasn't the right guy for the job, I'd be the first person to fire myself.

unbroken happiness is a bore: it should have ups and downs.

Soon, I'm going to need help crossing the street.

Since I was four, I can't remember wanting to do anything except entertain. And I got some lucky breaks. My daughter Victoria is the same.