I'm all done with hating you. It's all washed out of me. I hate people hard, but I don't hate them very long.

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it stays split.

Down these mean streets a man must go who is neither tarnished nor afraid

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a slot machine, and the manners of a floorwalker with delusions of grandeur.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

There are two kinds of truth; The truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The fist of these is science and the second is art.

It seemed like a nice neighborhood to have bad habits in.

The challenge of screenwriting is to say much in little and then take half of that little out and still preserve an effect of leisure and natural movement

At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

Do not be surprised that the world hates you, the truth is coming from the atheists I know.

When justice happens to oppose prejudice, we are apt to believe it virtuous to disobey her.

One destitute of wealth is not destitute, he is indeed rich, but the man devoid of learning is destitute in every way.

Fortunately, perhaps, I was completely ignorant of the orthodox theory of the disease polio-myelitis.

The world is nothing but a big gimmick.

No one has ever conquered this game. One week out there and you are God, next time you are the devil. But it does keep you coming back.

In todays uncertain economy, the safest solution to be wealthy, be in total control and enjoy freedom for you and your family is to have multiple streams of income.

I used to be a regular college student and now I go all over the country and stay at really nice hotels.

All roads are blocked to a philosophy which reduces everything to the word 'no.' To 'no' there is only one answer and that is 'yes.

Hitler was never more than average as an artist. His great talent was for the games of politics.