I'm always impressed with the way the writers find new and creative ways of killing people. But my favourite has to be the hat pin through the ear.

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.

I've not really had a bad Christmas. Apart from serious things, like when my father died. He rather spoiled the party and I've never forgiven him for falling off the twig on Christmas Day.

My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.

Football is my guilty pleasure.

Guitar is the most expressive instrument in the world. I don't play much any more. Maybe a bit in private.

Life is not a circle. It is a straight line that has ups and downs.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

It would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people I write about.

I am no good without you, Ginesse,” he said. “I spent a lifetime alone, but I never understood loneliness until I was away from you. I never understood happiness until I saw you again.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

Every new experience is unusual. The rest of life is just sleep and committee meetings.

I actually quite like promo, which is quite odd for an artist, but recording's not the easiest thing.

Intelligence in isolation turns to aimless marauding.

We are perfectionists. We are hungry to work all the time. We are entertained by every aspect of business and we never want to stop working.