I'm always nervous before a job! I always think I'm going to be fired, I always think I can't do it. I always think I'm going to disappoint somebody, myself included.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I am fresh, I am radiant, I am full of love, and I am joyful. I am complete.

I used to hold you as my everything, And so I built my castles in your lands, But you proved to me your inadequacies, With this, how will my castles stand?

Write me a creature that thinks as well as a man or better than a man, but not like a man.

You are too blessed to be distracted by negative minds and things. Your destiny definitely needs you to be fully focused.

Truth is found in life and not merely in conceptual knowledge.

No coach has ever won a game by what he knows; it's what his players know that counts.

All of us must act selfishly to Iearn charity, must lie to learn honor, must betray and be betrayed to learn to value trust and commitment.

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Gazing at the rain, I consider what it means to belong, to become part of something. To have someone cry for me.

Seeing people in person is a big part of how you drive any change process. You have to show people a positive view of the future and say "we can do it"