I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

We were aware of the fact that death walks hand in hand with struggle.

Films that I want to do are few and far between.

Getting up in the morning and having work you love is what makes life different for people. If you get into a position where you don't love what you're doing, get off it.

The best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.

The Public provides freedom...Individualism begins after the roads are built, after individualists have had an education, after medical research has cured their diseases.

When I feel good about myself, things start happening for myself. When you look up, you go up.

Making one person smile can change the world - maybe not the whole world, but their world.

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.

Living with the immediacy of death helps you sort out your priorities in life. It helps you to live a less trivial life.

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.