I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

All the truth of God are discoverable through every day life.

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.

I respect people who hate me honestly.

The job of the brand is to make that nameand that logo stand for something. To live its founding principles each day. To stay true.

For while it is of no particular importance how many things you start in life, it is of great importance how many you finish!

I love being on the road. I love that lifestyle, traveling city to city, rocking out and moving on to the next place.

Even if one is interested only in one's own society, which is one's prerogative, one can understand that society much better by comparing it with others.

The world is a place that is so interconnected that what happens in another part of the world will impact us.

You've got to spread out as far as you can, cut down a whole forest, irrigate a whole desert, just to make sure that you won't accidentally stumble upon a place that's still in its natural state.

All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.