I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

So, I'm from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean.

I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room.

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.

If the flesh says that you should stop, then you must move forward

Just like sunshine affects others, when the life of Jesus invades your life, you become a loving person. The effect on others is amazing.

It is never too late in life to practice yoga

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to the press. Even though I think you're cute.

The key is to enjoy life, because they don't want you to enjoy life.

When we visited with legislative counsel, they told us that the only way to effectively accomplish what we were trying to do was to put the words in the legislation.

Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

Even before making music I was always someone that you had to get to know, at school or elementary. I walked the hallways. I would take your pizza