I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I look for beauty every day and find it everywhere. My bliss in enhanced!

Logic only gives man what he needs, ” he stammered. “Magic gives him what he wants.

I want him and me in this stolen moment. Collecting heartbeats. Falling in love for the millionth time.

The most energetic workers I have encountered in my world travels are the vegetarian miners of Chile.

There is -- in world affairs -- a steady course to be followed between an assertion of strength that is truculent and a confession of helplessness that is cowardly.

Approach the present with your heart's consent. Make it a blessed event.

When a work appears to be ahead of its time, it is only the time that is behind the work.

Of the two, I would think of my work as closer to Science Fiction than Fantasy.

Every artist is different - I work with a lot of artists from the ground up because it's really amazing to watch projects go from Minute 1.

Against those skilled in attack, an enemy does not know where to defend; against the experts in defense, the enemy does not know where to attack.