I'm an academic. It's publish or perish.

I do engineering, not religion.

I have discovered that there are two types of command interfaces in the world of computing: good interfaces and user interfaces.

The most important function of a bibliographic entry is to help the reader obtain a copy of the cited work.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

In general, the Internet was not designed to accommodate deliberate failures to communicate.

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.

I thank God for not making me a computer scientist.

I won't be satisfied until I've put the entire security industry out of work.

Just because it's automatic doesn't mean it works.

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him.

No other investment yields as great a return as the investment in education. An educated workforce is the foundation of every community and the future of every economy.

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

Hospitality should have no other nature than love.

I feel I'm just meant to do stop-motion. Live-action is much more glamorous to some, but it's basically a whole army of people focused on one thing.

The temple in which the Lord Jesus delights most, is a broken and contrite heart, renewed by the Holy Spirit.

Improv Everywhere tramples the lines drawn between spectacle and spectator, theatre and real life, public and private, performance and protest, and reclaims the streets for ordinary people.

I've had quite a life, when you stop and think about it.

You've got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.

The best results I have had in my life; the most enjoyable times, have all come from asking the simple question: 'What is the worst that could happen?'