I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Whenever you are ready, or if you never are, my heart is yours, until Death do us part. Whatever that may mean when consorting with one of Death’s handmaidens.

The truly revolutionary promise of our nation's founding document is the freedom to pursue happiness-with-a-capital-H.

Knowledge is the eldest daughter of wisdom.

Anthropology demands the open-mindedness with which one must look and listen, record in astonishment and wonder that which one would not have been able to guess.

Computer scientists are the historians of computing.

The plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming.

People's lives are in the care of the railways when they get on a train. The railways should remember that.

Truth is the ground of science, the centre wherein all things repose, and is the type of eternity.

I am a storyteller, and I do love ideas.

I am most heartened when I'm talking to a team when they're reasoning to each other.