I'm an adequatist! I would be happy with something adequate. Perfection's out of the question.

A cartoonist's style is created by weaknesses and personal restrictions as much as strengths.

I'm not a good businessman and I don't promote myself particularly well. It's best I don't talk to anybody lest I alienate myself.

If you can learn to convey what you express in the first rough sketch, you're really saying what you need to say in that.

I don't know what I was thinking when I was starting out. I was hoping I'd get paid to draw realistic pictures of hockey players. I still hold that hope alive.

I've been thinking of trying to de-caricaturize Donald Trump. I thought it would be fun to try and, since he's already a caricature, to make him normal looking.

The dread was built into the 2016 election - a little spoonful of dread.

All my drawings always sort of looked funny even if I was trying to do serious stuff and express myself about grim situations. It was always cartoony.

You don’t make art out of good intentions.

There is one thing you need to do to people who hate you for the way you are and what you do. What's that? The thing you do best. And that would be? Give them hell.

The kitchen is a sacred space.

I didn't get attached to Botox. It is costly, and you have to remember to keep doing it.

Roland, love means not being afraid to let yourself go, trusting that I will desire everything you have to offer. -Rosaline (Roland's love)

Stories. They're everywhere...You never know where they start and you certainly don't know where they'll end. If they ever DO end. (Nevermore)

People who go to work every day and perform the services essential to keeping our economy functioning deserve to live above the poverty level.

Juliet and Romeo be damned, you can't be in love until you've flossed your teeth next to the person at least three hundred times.

What we call three dimensional space, and what we call the imagination actually have a contiguous and continuous transformation from one into the other, ... and THIS is big news!

There are two kinds of editors, those who correct your copy and those who say it's wonderful.