I'm an entertainer. Not a journalist or spokesman for anybody. Truth is, a lot of my listeners absolutely hate what I have to say.

The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms.

A lot of people out there pay good lip service to the idea of personal freedom... right up to the point that someone tries to do something that they don't personally approve of.

What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying guns?

One of the most crucial but hardest things to do as part of turning your life around is to get rid of all the negative people around you and replace them with people who encourage you instead.

There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead.

Screaming racism is the last refuge of leftist intellectuals who've completely lost their mojo.

No wonder politicians love government schools. Where do you think the dumb masses come from that can be so easily led and manipulated?

Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.

The principal purpose of the Democratic Party is to use the force of government to take property away from the people who earn it and give it to people who do not.

If I'm tapping anything, it's the frustration of people who have something to say at work or home or in some social setting and just can't do it. I do it for them. I don't take prisoners.

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

What I cannot know by reason, I can know by simply believing.

I think the world is a dead carcass and I think the purpose of human beings is as maggots.

It's very rare that I get stopped or get asked for an autograph or anything - none of which I mind - but people don't really care that much.

Let's just hope that all the world is run by Bill Gates before the Perl hackers can destroy it.

Im an environmentalist; I recycle.

I pray to be of service to the playwright, the audience, the other actors and my character.

Unlike the phone system, which is engineered around an application, the Internet layered model allows you to, in essence, separate applications from infrastructure.

It's amazing that no matter how much money you have, you can make some bad decisions, and in five months you're on the street, begging.

Confession of our faults is the next thing to innocence.