I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

The end is never the end. It's always the the beginning of something.

Solitude is the canvas of a thinking mind.

I preferred a hard truth to a well-meant lie.

One pays a lot, we all pay a lot, for awareness.

You never gain something but that you lose something.

The relevance of Marxism to science is that it removes it from its imagined position of complete detachment and shows it as a part, but a critically important part, of economy and social development.

Anyone can notice wrong answers. It takes the creative person to notice the wrong questions.

I went from being a beanpole - like a normal kid of the 1950s - and exploded. The weight piled on and didn't stop until into my adulthood.

I'm sure that a French production of this [Maigret series] would be different. For better or worse, who's to say, but probably not very good for 8 o'clock on ITV.

Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt.