I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places.

Those who don't try are destine for failure

Some want to be owned, and some want to be saved. Only some want to exist in the glow of contentment.

I don't need their understanding, but my daughter will--and I hope the minds of her peers are wide open with vibrant hues of passion. i hope they paint the world with color.

Bristol Rovers were 4-0 up at half time, with four goals in the first half.

The first thing you should do when you get up is read the obituaries. You never know when you'll see a name that will just make your day.

If not you, who? If not now, when?

In matters of money there's no such thing as enough.

You might drop your heart into me and you'd never hear it touch bottom.

When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned.

Duty is what no-one else will do at the moment.