I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Mark my word, the day is coming when it’s going to cost to live for Jesus Christ. We are, more and more, a minority, and that’s exactly what it was like in the first century.

You can achieve better health by replacing passive “fix me” behaviors with self-reliant ones—new habits that keep you actively involved in your owncare.

There was never law or sect or opinion did so much magnify goodness as the Christian religion doth.

How do you trust a government whose people are proved to be untrustworthy?

The opposite of good is not evil; it's apathy.

A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.

To be enlightened is to know that heaven is not "coming." Heaven is here.

Eight billion people will have Internet access by 2020.

It is comforting to think that we can love so powerfully that fate itself wheels and turns at the command of our souls.

I had to train myself to focus my attention. I became very visual and learned how to create mental images in order to comprehend what I read.