I'm as clean as the days are long.

I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have.

Sleep, " he commanded. "You need to rest after being jumped.""You could jump me.

I hurt easy, I just don't show it. You can hurt someone and not even know it.

For many people with HIV, finding the right doctor is the most important decision they'll make.

The feminists have a legitimate grievance. But so does everyone else.

Call me not an olive, till thou see me gathered.

All my life men like you've sneered at me, and all my life I've been knocking men like you into the dust.

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.

Our Lord is the ground from whom our prayer grows and in his love and grace he himself gives us our prayers.

We must continuously discipline ourselves to I remember how it felt the first moment.

I've always wanted to do a real comedy. I haven't done enough, and it seems silly not to do more, considering the fact that people tend to laugh at me.