I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

There are way too many comedians now.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.

Don’t talk while having food was only meant to be in integrity with food.

Greatness demands that I understand that I am not nearly as big as I thought myself to be, but that I am capable of becoming far bigger than I ever imagined myself to be.

Imagine the wizened quality of a life blanched of contradiction and double standard.p 44

The purpose of sports - even foreign sports - is not to bore people.

If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

The possibilities for mobilizing the experience, imaginations, and intelligence of workers, both employed and unemployed, are limitless.

They who clamor loudest for freedom are often the ones least likely to be happy in a free society.

If you visit the killing floor of a slaughterhouse, it will brand your soul for life.

Christopher Reeve will always be Superman in my mind.

I understand my own pictures best six months after I have done them.