I'm aware of people's association with me and fashion and I certainly take that role on for some occasions, but it doesn't dominate my thoughts all the time.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Where there is a brave man in the thickest of the fight there is the post of honor.

If you dared to put your opinion into a factual piece, your editors said, "You can't do this. Write an op-ed."

I was born an ordinary actor. I will die an ordinary actor. But I've persisted.

The real fans of football come from the working class. Now they cannot afford to come and watch the game.

Love is a fire/It burns everyone/It disfigures everyone/It is the world's excuse for being ugly.

My religion and my patriotism derived from my religion, embrace all life.

A child is mysterious and powerful; And contains within himself the secret of human nature.

I don't think I'm stubborn. I just focus on the task at hand and do what it takes. Persistence is the single most important thing for success.

The greatest discovery of the 20th Century is that our attitude of mind determines our quality of life, not circumstances.

What is thy sentence then but speechless death.