I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs!

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

i suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.

Reading the bible is like dumpster diving. You sift through the garbage hoping to find anything of value.

Real Fathers make a positive impact on their generation, and so give the next generation the advantage of a better nation to live in

I do love email. Wherever possible I try to communicate asynchronously. I'm really good at email.

Are you better off with him or without him?

How I hate everything!

After a few months without writing, months I've lived turned outward... I fear going deaf, not being able to hear the silence.

Perhaps the immobility of the things that surround us is forced upon them by our conviction that they are themselves, and not anything else, and by the immobility of our conceptions of them.

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.