I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

The life that I have lived was no more than a mask covering the real me. What has happened was not to kill me but to reveal me.

The one who is born of the earth, dreams of the sky. The one who is born of the sky, dreams of the earth.

Who's calling?""Don't insult me like that, " the voice says.I stop. Was I just insulting?

I was labeled a troublemaker, my mom an unfit mother, and I was not welcome anywhere.

Anyone can sit down and write some boring artistic song. Pop music is the hardest [stuff] to write.

The great trouble with magicians is the fact that they believe when they have bought a certain trick or piece of apparatus, and know the method of procedure, that they are full-fledged mystifiers.

There's not even real *popularity* at my school." "That," Coli said emphatically, "is a sentence that has only ever been spoken by popular people.

I am a world expert on how to organise tasks in a senseless order, totally unrelated to priority, and thus create a massive panic leading up to an important deadline.

Labor, in itself, is neither elevating or otherwise. It is the laborer's privilege to ennoble his work by the aim with which he undertakes it, and by the enthusiasm and faithfulness he puts into it.

I like our whole team. That's the biggest thing about football. It's got to be your whole team. It just can't be one side carrying the other.