I'm blessed with good health for which I'm deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than I am.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Contentment is the spirit of joyful existence.

How many opportunities present themselves to a man without his noticing them?

When nature gave us tears, She gave us leave to weep.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.

So subtle is the atmosphere of opinion that it will make itself felt without words.

If you suffer [death] in the way of God, it will be your profit in this world, and your reward in the next.

The rockets... can be built so powerfully that they could be capable of carrying a man aloft.

On Saint Paul, he's probably one of the best theologians of all time, but I don't believe that some of his teachings are appropriate today.

To pray in the name of Christ is to pray as one who is at one with Christ, whose minid is the mind of Christ, whose desires are the desires of Christ, and whose purpose is one with that of Christ.

If you haven't failed, you haven't tried very hard.