I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

The darkness diminishes by dawn of light.

I love the man, ” Megan said as she took a seat, “but honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me.

One's identity derives not from one's nation or blood but from the language one uses.

The romance of religion isn't nearly as beautiful as the reality of Christ.

You know, I lose patience really easily; I'd rather shop in the grocery store than in the department store. I can pick an apple like nobody's business.

That aim in life is highest which requires the highest and finest discipline.

Ridicule more often settles things more thoroughly and better than acrimony.

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water.

The finite human being shall never know in its fullness Truth and Love which is itself infinite.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.