I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.

I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.

It was great working with Kevin Smith - just a dream.

Your thoughts create your world.

Remember that when you say ‘I will have none of this exile and this stranger for his face is not like my face and his speech is strange, ’ you have denied America with that word.

I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any.

Every person who speaks or writes for the public will make an occasional faux pas, and sooner or later will write or say something inappropriate.

Things may happen around you, and things may happen to you, but the only things that matter are the things that happen in you.

The place of cycling in our society is set to grow, and I am committed to doing everything possible to encourage that.

The birds can fly, an' why can't I? Must we give in, says he with a grin, That the bluebird an' phoebe are smarter 'n we be?

You need to try to master the ability to feel sad without actually being sad.

Mine has been a life of much shame. I can't even guess myself what it must be to live the life of a human being.

One thing I learned a long time ago as a prosecutor is that it's tough to get people to obey a law if there is not penalty for breaking it