I'm certainly not shy, but I like playing it because I love those characters that are incredibly confident but really still a mess.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

She was a prism through with sadness could be divided into its infinite spectrum

Awkward.That's exactly how it was when we walked over to our sister and stood on each side of her, looking at her and feeling things and not knowing what to do.

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

I never get recognised.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

If we ourselves remain angry and then sing world peace, it has little meaning. First, our individual self must learn peace. This we can practice. Then we can teach the rest of the world.

My weakness for beautiful women is my most expensive vice, I still believe in matrimony, but I can't afford another try.

People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.

Marco [Rubio] has opposed at every point increased security - border security for those who come to our country.