I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.

Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

Life’s better with company. Everybody needs a co-pilot.

If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious of your character and will not invite you to my Italian lake home.

I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem.

The truth of the matter is the real story are the people who rise above all of this incredible cruelty. Otherwise that cruelty wins.

Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

Peace is not found by seeking it but in simply letting it be.

So he was handsome. That fact did nothing to soften her feelings toward the walking interference she studied across the room.

God is not a dead equation!

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.

My husband is not a jealous person in any way.

Absolute calm is not the law of ocean. And it is the same with the ocean of life.

Pascal and C are special-purpose languages for manipulating the registers and memory of a von Neumann-style computer.

Love is a universal migraine. A bright stain on the vision, Blotting out reason.

Happiness is obsolete: uneconomic.

No one can obtain from the Pope a dispensation for never dying. [Lat., Nemo impetrare potest a papa bullam numquam moriendi.]