I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

Missions: The Word of God from the heart of God to the heart of man through a consecrated, dedicated, and pure vessel.

I always think I could play a fantastic psychopath. I'd like to play a psycho. With a heart, you know. A caring lunatic.

I'm sure people would argue this, but I want to be different in everything I do. I don't think I've been the same in anything I've done, and I want to keep that up.

I wanted to write rather than do anything else. But 'cause I left school at 15, I didn't know what a noun was, still don't.

In the early 2000s, I was introduced to the noble art of kickboxing, it thrilled me, and I loved it. I loved the honour and the discipline, and I also loved the punching.

I am a geek in terms of, I love 'Close Encounters' and I love 'Star Wars,' but other things... 'Doctor Who,' I don't really care about at all, I couldn't give a fig about it.

I think some people see me as being some kind of lovable, bumbling buffoon, and I'm actually quite mouthy and sharp, and that doesn't compute.

I am a hard house freak and I don't care who knows.

And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.

The fight scenes in 'The World's End' have a certain balletic quality to them.

I love you as my shadow loves me.

No use in crying over a boy because there are plenty more just like him

Life is a lot like jazz... it's best when you improvise.

You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.

In some departments of our daily life, in which we imagine ourselves free agents, we are ruled by dictators exercising great power.

I'm a huge planner, more and more so as the years go by.

I'm a pretty private person, so I'd like to say I'm a good ear and that I keep my mouth shut.

Eating has always come up whenever and wherever. Maybe it's because we're girls, we have a lot of interest in eating.

I do care about style. I do care, but I only care about style that serves the subject.

A one-hit wonder is a legend who stopped early.