I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched. Ha ha.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

To fear is to have more faith in your antagonist than in Christ.

Without suffering, we never wishes to be free.

At the end of the day, if you have a great product and service paired with the wrong pricing strategy / business model, you don’t have a business.

The more painful it is, tragically, the more you do learn, though, that's the good part.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

A life has to move or it stagnates. Even this life, I think. Every tomorrow ought not to resemble every yesterday.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

Ruth's writing is so joyful, funny and uplifting; it's always a real treat of a read.

'The Great Gatsby' is a book I have read a few times, and it seems to get heavier every time I come to visit.

Reason is Life's sole arbiter, themagic Laby'rinth's single clue.