I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Poets and children, " said Sylvan. "We are the same really. When you can't find a poet, find a child. Remember that.

The shield of faith is sword to conquer every fear.

The first and most important step to being more creative is to believe you are a creative person!

It's not so easy... it's not possible.

The creation of a work of art, like an act of love, is our one small 'yes' at the center of a vast 'no.'

So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)

It's an earnings-driven market. The big question is whether the flow of earnings can rescue the market from the twin dreadnoughts of higher oil and interest rates.

We are this divine energy. It's not something we have to attain. We just have to realize it, to be present to it.

Most men make little use of their speech than to give evidence against their own understanding.

O father, father Gone from us, lost to us, The church lies bereft, Alone, Desecrated, desolated. And the heathen shall build On the ruins Their world without God. I see it. I see it.