I'm concerned about people being happy.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.

There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.

Fiction is too complicated and too elusive to break down into a set of tricks.

I hate to sound cliché, but it would probably be the day my daughter was born. That was a pretty amazing experience.

Be bold, but be fair. Don't give in. If others around you have integrity, too, you can prevail

I did end up becoming a drawer, a sketcher and a painter because of comic books, but I didn't read them. Not at all.

I don't think I'd ever reject anyone.

I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them.

You never know / What opportunity / Is going to travel to you, / Or through you.

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.