I’m confiscating your hair dryer—you’ve fried your brain.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

We are always looking for beauty and forget that it is residing inside of our own hearts.

Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.

From dead plant matter to nematodes to bacteria, never underestimate the cleverness of mushrooms to find new food!

Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride.

Still, there is something emboldening about being awake when the rest of the world is sleeping. Like I know something they don't.

Where I come from, if you see your family and friends' civil rights being taken away, you speak up and do everything you can to keep that from happening!

Don't be a drag. Just be a queen.

When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that's where they stay.

Rose,” he said, forcibly trying to keep a serious tone, “I can think of many words to describe you, sexy and hot being at the top of the list. You know what’s not on the list? Sane.