I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.

You can't sleep. Broke people sleep. You got to be willing to sacrifice sleep, if you sleep you may miss the opportunity to be successful.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

Being too good is apt to be uninteresting.

Even great men can be corrupted

The emigrants although of different parties and different religious sects all flew from persecution in pursuit of liberty.

Quit jumping over our feelings!

Panic is an incredibly catalyzing creative force. And almost out of sheer necessity, I found I had to talk about myself and my real life as it is effectively lived by me.

I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.

No,' Ben says, 'but I believe it. I believe it for you. And that's why it's hope.