I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten.

What is a Miracle? It is something that was once thought Impossible but became Possible with FAITH.

You don't have to give birth to someone to have a family. We're all family - an extended family.

I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.

I suppose my little Martin acoustic guitar is quickly becoming a prize possession. It's a lovely guitar. I bought it at the Cambridge Folk Festival in 2001 before I had cleaned up.

'Branding' has taken on too much of a role as a specialized craft performed by voodoo artists.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

In terms of being Australian, I think a big part of it is the determination to prove yourself, just like Aussie actors.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

What unites us, is much greater than what divides us.