I'm convinced women actually think they can read minds. Like when a woman goes, "I can tell you don't want to hang out with me today." And you're like, "What are you talking about? I actually do!"

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

I'm a good dad; I spend a lot of time with my kids.

PlayStation 3 is another form of meditation. Come on, when you're on set, all day? That's what I do in my trailer, I just play PlayStation 3.

I love 'Shattered Glass.' It's one of my favorite movies. I think it's just brilliant.

I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.

My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon.

You still really fight for good parts. It never stops. It's never a breeze. The people at the top of their game work as hard as the people at the bottom.

You have to make something good. Just because all the hot actors show up and the money is there and the explosives are ready, it doesn't matter.

The werewolf film is a strange thing.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

He didn’t like the idea of leaving unfinished business behind. He had wanted definite answers about the heart attacks to be able to turn the page on who or what caused so many of his brothers to die.

God, unlike His creation, is always proactive and never reactive.

I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for me a source of extraordinary satisfaction.

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out and meet the bloody thing.

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason

My policy is I will help any policymaker who asks, whether they be a Republican or a Democrat.

The only reason for doing a play is to make a statement about it, and by that I don't mean a conceit of the producer.

Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5 percent of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e. support the free market, individual liberty, and the end of welfare and affirmative action.

I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.

You can't lie down when people come on to use you, you have to stand up for your rights too.