I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped.

Times, they are a-changing. Change accordingly, the sooner the better.

Exceptional leaders are fearless in setting expectations in clear language.

Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient

There really is no such thing as Art. There are only artists.

I’ ve always been a fan of the basics. After you have a good solid foundation of Jiu-Jitsu, the rest comes by instinct. You create, invent. The rest is easy. The difficult part is the beginning.

And to live without risk for me would have been tantamount to death.

The symbol of the religion of Jesus is the cross, not the scales.

My set comes with a smaller fin in the back, i find this helps me release off the top a lot easier

Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.