I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.

Spiritual pain is when you can’t stand another moment not knowing the real truth, and when you finally do know you can’t let go.

When you are busy doing something for God, God will also be busy doing something for you.

Natures and features last until the grave

I have known a very good, fisher angle diligently four or six hours for a river carp, and not have a bite.

When I was at school, I was terrible at algebra and arithmetic, but I was always the best at English and literature. And acting, of course.

The American people have the right to know and understand the laws they live under. And they tend to demand answers sooner or later.

I'm here in Whoopi Goldberg's office trying to choose some shoes. We've seen [Marco] Rubio has those cool new boots and I don't want to be outdone.

There are more ways than one to measure profits and losses.

Make a habit of reading what is being written today and what has been written before. Writing is learned by imitation.