I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

Sleep is God. Go worship.

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.

Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.

I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it... I'm not agnostic. Just nonpartisan. Theological Switzerland, that's me.

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.

The Shroud was old, and regarded as special, and people believed in it. That could be enough to give it a kind of power, all by itself.

Internet, " she said sagely. "Expanding the frontiers of adolescent knowledge.

People don't have to do things by half measures because they aren't getting paid for it. In fact, that's all the more reason to throw every ounce of passion you have behind it.

I used to drink a lot. I had to stop drinking because it was getting the better of me, and I replaced that with really doing shows.

Every talent is unearned, however, and with it comes a solemn obligation to use it as fully and as wisely as possible.

The only certainty is that we never know what tomorrow holds. We live for today, life is short, so let's enjoy it together while we can.

When you fuel up with purpose you find the excitement in the mundane, the passion in the everyday, the extraordinary in the ordinary.

I change, like every single normal person.

I think that a president needs to have a variety of views presented. But also, there has to be a team effort, because otherwise, I think it creates a dissonance and difficulty.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

Palin seems to have forgotten that her poll ratings have plummeted since the summer of 2011.

If we are the greatest nation the sun ever shone upon, it would seem to be mainly because we have been able to goad our wage-earners to this pitch of frenzy.