I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type.

One thing God has been showing me is that I'm not called to save the world, just to point those He places in my life towards the right way.

For years I did take my time, but that was because I hated waiting to hit shots - I adopted a pace where I didn't have to stand by my ball and wait.

I want to show that there are indeed some universal ethical principles which could help everyone to achieve the happiness we all aspire to.

Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.

If we practice mindfulness, we always have a place to be when we are afraid.

In the summer of 80, Silhouette bought my first book.

The difficulty, in sociology, is to manage to think in a completely astonished and disconcerted way about things you thought you had always understood.

If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

I am the kind of writer that people think other people are reading.