I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

I am not the same having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world.

There's a lot of magic between you too, ain't no denying that. And magic makes forgettin' hard.

Whenever someone like a plumber or a mechanic tries to explain something technical to me, I listen for about three seconds before it all just becomes white noise, like Charlie Brown's teacher.

I enjoy thelove I receive from my fans and my audience. But I think I know what is realfor me and what is not.

Manila is a city of extremes. The poor are very poor and the rich very rich. A constant reminder to the rich that there is another side to life.

We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more.

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

Everyone of you right now is valuable and essential.

I think I was born in Elizabethan times.

It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.