I'm down with Spotify. I don't know all the financial details but generally it's a great resource.

In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam.

I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola.

If you're lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places.

Some people say video games rot your brain, but I think they work different muscles that maybe you don't normally use.

Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation.

I don't like to generalize but I've had nothing but bad experiences with Mexican food in Europe.

I feel like you constantly have to prove why you deserve to continue to exist.

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

You can be 24 and continue to live like you're at college, or even continue to live like you're in high school. Or you can put on a shirt and tie and pretend to be an adult.

Sometimes I surprise myself with how dissatisfied I am with seemingly satisfying experiences.

So in fact the only thing you can judge in this sport its the longterm. You can judge a career or a season, but not one race.

We've really got to stop looking to Washington to fix our problems. It obviously doesn't have the ability to do that. People who are successful are not successful because of the president.

Deep thoughts (come) from a deep well. Society is useful because when we see ourselves reflected through others we can gain a deeper understanding of ourselves.

I need to work to feel well.

A person however learned and qualified in his life's work in whom gratitude is absent, is devoid of that beauty of character which makes personality fragrant.

Women often approach me with a question- "Will I look like you after I give birth?". I say to them- "Well, have you looked like me before?". People, do not be fooled.

Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking.

At some unnoticed moment, I began to understand that a life is written in indelible ink.

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.